dansthyarra (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Having 'almost' bought the fucking stupid Sony box before I discovered that I had to also buy the Sony brand wireless wifi attachment for almost as much as the fucking box, I REALLY appreciate this!

somberlight (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@MephistophelesMyLord. i knew a girl like that too. she ate the 9mm painkiller, unfortunately.

Redeemart (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hapiness no longer exists

Einargizz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@godlyimmortal No it's not. Everything that comes from the Onion is dead serious stuff.

odyssomay (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@AKOK11 I don't think it's actually a good idea, it would be quite nice however. >:)

godlyimmortal (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

please tell me this is fake... please

royboy112567 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

they rely on the FDA, the same FDA that killed millions of hemaphaliac child patients around the world with their product tainted with the HIV virus and the FDA pulled it from USA shelves and allowed it to be sold overseas at a great profit, and no one was held accountable, and these are the people they trust with OUR saftey!!! and the company in question there is BAYER, do a search on that as se the FDA's involvement, makes me sick!!!! royboy112567 6 seconds ago

z00m3r0n (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Jeepers, it's the first useful thing Pfffftizer's come up with in years! I believe that's Bobbi B [from|formerly from] CNN newsreading, and is that Samantha Bee playing "Eva?"

blueeulbdude (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@08Stella I don't hate happy people but I do get annoyed by people who comment that obviously haven't checked their facts. IT IS A JOKE

blueeulbdude (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

@sweedishwonder Yea. It seems like the sheer absurdity of what they're saying would tip people off but unfortunately, it seems like most of us can hear but don't "listen" if you know what I mean.